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Jew Hunter: Missour Lapdite are you aware of the nickname the people of france have given me?
Missour Lapdite: I have no interest in such things.
Jew Hunter: but you are aware of what they call me?

Missour Lapdite: im aware of it.

Jew Hunter: what are you aware of then?
Missour Lapdite: that they call you the jew hunter.
Jew Hunter: percisely i undersatnd your intrepidation in repeating it. Heightly apparantley hates the name that the good people of monoco have bestowed on him. why he would hate the name? ahine none its baffling to me. It would appear hes done everything in his power to earn it. now, i on the other hand love my unoffcial title percisely because ive earned it. the feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the jews is as oppose to most german solidiers is i can think like a jew where they can only think like a german more percisely a german solidier. now  if one were to determine what atribute the german people share with a beast it would be the cunning & preditory instinct of a hawk but if one were to determine what atribute the jews share with a beast it would be that of the rat. The furers and giblus propaganda have said pretty much the same thing but where our conclusions differ is I dont consider the comparision an insult. Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in. Its a hostile world indeed. If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now would you greet it with hostility?
Missour Lapdite:i supose i wouild.
Jew Hunter:has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you view toward them?
Missour Lapdite:rats spread diseases they bite people.
Jew Hunter:rats were the cause of the bubonic pleague but that's some time ago. I propose to you any disease a rat could spread a squirel could equally carry would you agree?
Missour Lapdite:We.
Jew Hunter: yet i assume you dont share the same animosity with squirels as you do with rats do you? yet theyre both rodents are they not and eccept for the tail they even rather look alike dont they?
Missour Lapdite:that's an interesting thought that hadnt occured to me.
Jew Hunter:ahhh however interestning as the thought may be it makes not one bit of difference to how i feel. I f a rat werer to walk in here right now as im talking would you greet it with a source of your delicious food?
Missour Lapdite:probably not.
Jew Hunter:I didnt think so. You dont like them you dont really know why you dont like them all you know is you find them repulsive. consequently a german solidier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding jews. where does the hauwk look? it looks in the barn it looks in the attic it looks everywhere it would hide. but there are so many places it would occurr for a hawk to hide. however the reason the furer has brought me of my alps in austria & placed me in french cal country today is because it does occure to me because im aware of what tremendous sheets human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. may i smoke my pipe as well? yes please make yourself at home. Now my job dictates that i must have my men enter your home conduct a thourough search before i can officailly cross your families name off my list & if there are any irregularities to be found rest assured there will be that is unless you have something to tell me that makes the conducting of the search unecessary. I might also add that any information that makes that performance of my duty easier will not be meant with punishment actually qwuite the contrary it will be meant with reward & that reward will be ur family will be ceased to be harassed in anyway by the german military during the rest of our occupation of your country. you are sheltering enemies of the state are you not?
Missour Lapdite: yes.
Jew Hunter: you are sheltering them underneath your floorwoods arent you? point out to me the areas where theyre hidding. since i havent heard any disturbance i assume that while they were listening that dont speak english.
Missour Lapdite: yes